Friday, May 29, 2009

Upcoming Impressions

Dearest elite wannabes, we have taken it upon ourselves to give you a list of people you shall suck up to/defend in our upcoming posts. Some of these are requests, some people just piss us off and others we threw in just because.

1. Dodence_bt
2. Style_Magazine
3. Tylerisbold
4. haitianrichboy9 (just because it'll make him feel elite, we don't want his life mission to fail.)
5. lipgloss_babe91 (No one is jealous of, stupid cunt, GET OVER IT.)
6. UndamyUmbrellla (We actually have no problem with her, but it was a request.)
7. Bella from the A-List (request, we don't know her that much but we shall have fun with it.)

More to be update soon, so you wannabes out their get your lips ready so you can kiss these people polished arse!

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

-Derek.


Sorry, it sucks, but I was in a bit of a rush.
JFR, this dude is mega-annoying but not well known so if you hear more shit about him, remember you heard it from me.

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Fuck this whore. (click to enlarge)

Love, the SDImpressionist

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Got a request?

If you want us to make fun of a particular person, just request us as SDImpressionist

Thank you.

REQUEST REQUIREMENTS:
  • The person has to be a little well-known, at least! We're catering to a crowd so if I hear random unknown usernames I WON'T take the request!
  • Tell us what they have done wrong, please! It's easier to make our impressions that way!
  • DON'T MAKE YOUR REQUESTS ON BLOGGER! We assure you, you'll stay anonymous. It's just easier to tell what's spam and what's not when you send us a message via SD.

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Welcome.

Hello. We are two people. One is called Benjamin and the other is Carly. The whole purpose of this blog is burn elites. Unlike xox-DIOR-xox's burn book, we are not bitching about the elites, more like mocking them by impersonating them, hence the nickname.

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Who are we?

That is something you will never guess.

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